When I told my niece what a swordfish is, she asked me if there are also sword-bunnies.
My brother-in-law was about 3 when my wife and I first started dating (she was 21 when he was born). One of my favorite things ever was when he just said out of the blue "Birdfeeders are like a McDonald's for birds."
the party god
Pilot to Gunner
Met a 4-year-old in the park today and she repeatedly told me she was from Manhattan in New York. So I asked her to tell me some things about the city.
In Manhattan, everyone is happy because they have two cars.
Except for the Hot Dog Man, he has one bicycle.
Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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