When I told my niece what a swordfish is, she asked me if there are also sword-bunnies.
My brother-in-law was about 3 when my wife and I first started dating (she was 21 when he was born). One of my favorite things ever was when he just said out of the blue "Birdfeeders are like a McDonald's for birds."
the party god
Pilot to Gunner
Met a 4-year-old in the park today and she repeatedly told me she was from Manhattan in New York. So I asked her to tell me some things about the city.
In Manhattan, everyone is happy because they have two cars.
Except for the Hot Dog Man, he has one bicycle.
Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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