Slickdrac

Febreeze doesn't taste good

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Don't sleep! Remember Hendrix!

ununun

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BoostCreep

Came to under water.

Code Jockey

Burnout Paradise, motion sick

wilderthanmild

Two story vomit icicle.

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Don't penischeek me, guys.

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Attended Rod Stewart concert

Haledjian

Claimed to be "wizard."

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