I took this one about five years ago.
I was driving down a road near Llanerch, PA when I passed a church whose sign said
GOD IS DEAD-NIETZSCHE
NIETZSCHE IS DEAD-GOD
I have to admit, I got a chuckle out of it.
A church down the street had this posted over the summer
JESUS DIED HARD SO YOU COULD LIVE FREE
Yes, it is referring to the movie. I wish I was making this up.
The local Baptist church said
DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
For about a day, before someone smashed the plastic over the sign and stole the letters.
I saw one in my town on April 1st that said "Happy Atheist's Day".
From a church sign in a rather ghetto part of Dallas:
"GOD IS 4 RIZZLE"
Bad News Jones
I once saw a sign in front of a church with a design ripping off iPod ads (with the silhouette and such). All it said was "iGod".
Ok, yeah, that's real clever. All these heathens listening to Satan's rock n' roll on their iPods will get confused and walk in the door, I guess.
A church near where I went to college had this once:
...All work and no play makes Jesus a dull boy?
Well, quite frankly, yes. I would.
Taken near Epping during last summers Ashes.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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