I took this one about five years ago.
I was driving down a road near Llanerch, PA when I passed a church whose sign said
GOD IS DEAD-NIETZSCHE
NIETZSCHE IS DEAD-GOD
I have to admit, I got a chuckle out of it.
A church down the street had this posted over the summer
JESUS DIED HARD SO YOU COULD LIVE FREE
Yes, it is referring to the movie. I wish I was making this up.
The local Baptist church said
DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
For about a day, before someone smashed the plastic over the sign and stole the letters.
I saw one in my town on April 1st that said "Happy Atheist's Day".
From a church sign in a rather ghetto part of Dallas:
"GOD IS 4 RIZZLE"
Bad News Jones
I once saw a sign in front of a church with a design ripping off iPod ads (with the silhouette and such). All it said was "iGod".
Ok, yeah, that's real clever. All these heathens listening to Satan's rock n' roll on their iPods will get confused and walk in the door, I guess.
A church near where I went to college had this once:
...All work and no play makes Jesus a dull boy?
Well, quite frankly, yes. I would.
Taken near Epping during last summers Ashes.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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