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useful tip: create a winamp playlist composed of Shields followed by japandroids - Celebration rock. listening to celebration rock is a great way to celebrate having just listened to the album of the year. i also recorded myself saying time to play borderlands 2 and appended that the playlist to remind me to play some goty after the music session

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david longstreth of dirty projectors is the knuckles to grizzly bear's sonic. but this year, it seems the chaos emerals belong to tame impala.

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Centipede Hz is good; damn good. But is it Shields good?

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I got honest to god Michael Jakcson vibes from Applesauce. New Town Burnout is a big banger. But Shields stands tall as a mature, baroque masterpiece in this poster's mind - the Minecraft of LPs if you will.

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WAT a nite grizzly bear maybe best live show ever, tues night at the oakland FOX theater... hot chick in stagefront tier danced into me and rubbed against what she thought ws my leftbal/ penis / right ball setup, but was rly my 3ds (pokemon 2, black version) and was way into it. apparently she had a 3DS in her bag as well, because as soon as grizzly bear was finished playing the epic finale, The Sun is in your Eyes, i opened my 3DS to find a slight stat boost in my pokemon. i asked the girl if she wanted to ride bart together, and sure enough on her 3DS her pokemon were exhibiting a similar boost in performance - our stats had been enhanced, perhaps charged, by Shields over the nintendo 3ds streetpass wifi feature.


i reminded her of the phrase "silver and silent" from Shieldses stunning closer after we noticed that the weather ingame had changed to a gorgeous snowstorm in october, something weird was defnitely going on w/ our handhelds.. i asked her Chelmsy do you believe in fate? and she said no and a retarded adult got on at the raiders stadium and said a bunch of stuff about the A's that all the str8 people on bart already knew but they patronized him and acted like it was interesting.

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Disturbed - Meaning of Live.: Holy f*cking crap. If you cant feal Darens anger in hia vocals somethings wrong with you. The most technical breakdown I have ever heard in my life.

Lamb of God - Reclamation: My mom doesnt approve of this one as I had to beg her for a week to let me purchase Disturbed the Sickness, but all I can say is wow. Its about how humanidy is a big joke and doesnt even deserve the planet it sh*ts on daily & how aliens are gonna kill us all before we destroy earth even more . Just insane.

Limp Bizkit - It'll Be OK - Kool song about blowing you're brains out over a girl., YOu can tell that Fred Durst is an extremely intelligent individual, but he would rather just make songs about not giving a f*ck, not taking crap from no one and basically just being youself no matter what.

Well, as many of you know I am a huge TOOLfan and as such, my opinions on their tracks can be omitted lol. Going into hybernation until their next album drops.

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