A few years ago, American Express released an unusually clever and classy TV ad that paired a montage of objects that looked like happy/sad faces with classical music. (Bach's solo cello Suite No. 1, Prelude, in G major, if you want to play it while reading this.) Part of Everything came up with a similar concept, except she urged the Goons to draw/Photoshop their own versions of the "faces." The results advertise nothing -- other than the impressive creativity of the SA Forums!
Part of Everything
There are lots of naturally occurring and man-made objects on Earth that can give the appearance of a face. Let's take it one step further and turn those looks-like-a-face items into "IS a face."
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.