Ensnaring a person's attention and breaking their will is surprisingly easy! Every day, companies do just that to you with effective, groundbreaking advertising. Any time you buy a product you've seen on TV, you're caving in to corporate America. Which is a good thing! If you didn't do that, our economy would be in shambles, and you wouldn't have that cushy job at the Hog Anus plant for a sweet eight dollars an hour. Unfortunately, sometimes ads slip through the cracks that aren't very effective at all. The SA Forum Goons certainly got a sense of this, and made their own to make themselves giggle like churlish schoolgirls. We hope you giggle like that too!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.