The Something Awful Forum Goons, and, for that matter, the SA administrators, realize that it would be irresponsible to condone posting these dangerously misleading images in places where people might take them at face value. I have even refrained from placing the SA watermark on these Photoshops, obviously in order to demonstrate we don't approve of that kind of thing. So post these wherever if you must; we already washed our hands of it (using antibacterial soap, making us 35 percent more susceptible to future bacteria-borne illnesses!)
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.