The Something Awful Forum Goons, and, for that matter, the SA administrators, realize that it would be irresponsible to condone posting these dangerously misleading images in places where people might take them at face value. I have even refrained from placing the SA watermark on these Photoshops, obviously in order to demonstrate we don't approve of that kind of thing. So post these wherever if you must; we already washed our hands of it (using antibacterial soap, making us 35 percent more susceptible to future bacteria-borne illnesses!)
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.