The Something Awful Forum Goons, and, for that matter, the SA administrators, realize that it would be irresponsible to condone posting these dangerously misleading images in places where people might take them at face value. I have even refrained from placing the SA watermark on these Photoshops, obviously in order to demonstrate we don't approve of that kind of thing. So post these wherever if you must; we already washed our hands of it (using antibacterial soap, making us 35 percent more susceptible to future bacteria-borne illnesses!)

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