The Something Awful Forum Goons, and, for that matter, the SA administrators, realize that it would be irresponsible to condone posting these dangerously misleading images in places where people might take them at face value. I have even refrained from placing the SA watermark on these Photoshops, obviously in order to demonstrate we don't approve of that kind of thing. So post these wherever if you must; we already washed our hands of it (using antibacterial soap, making us 35 percent more susceptible to future bacteria-borne illnesses!)
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.