Goatstein

ugh i still can't believe they canceled Firefly #firstworldproblems



Necc0

damnit, I'm never gonna get out of this sand trap #firstworldproblems



Goatstein

i just can't seem to lose weight!!! #firstworldproblems


the black husserl

im completely convinced i died in a car wreck in 2007 and my life now is just an elaborate dream/test #firstworldproblems



Suzumiya Haruhi-tan

haruhi season 2 still hasn't been dubbed #firstworldproblems



DUMBocrat

Just got back from the grocery store, got so much food that it doesn't all fit in the fridge. #firstworldproblems



Molimo

due to the hedonic treadmill effect combined with a mood disorder i am actually objectively sadder than most of africa despite the many material comforts i have #firstworldproblems


The Finn

I'M SURROUNDED BY NIGGERS #firstworldproblems


an adult beverage

oh fuck they kicked off brad from idol last night this is bullshit #firstworldproblems



The Finn

Atlanta Bread Company took their Beef Au Jus sandwich off the menu???? #firstworldproblems



Necc0

It's so hard being a vegan sometimes



The Finn

ugh the thyme in my herb window box just isn't growing like I hoped it would #firstworldproblems



Cowcatcher

My hand hurts from typing on a keyboard all day and my employer had to buy me a special keyboard the price of a small african village #firstworldproblems

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