ugh i still can't believe they canceled Firefly #firstworldproblems
damnit, I'm never gonna get out of this sand trap #firstworldproblems
i just can't seem to lose weight!!! #firstworldproblems
im completely convinced i died in a car wreck in 2007 and my life now is just an elaborate dream/test #firstworldproblems
haruhi season 2 still hasn't been dubbed #firstworldproblems
Just got back from the grocery store, got so much food that it doesn't all fit in the fridge. #firstworldproblems
due to the hedonic treadmill effect combined with a mood disorder i am actually objectively sadder than most of africa despite the many material comforts i have #firstworldproblems
I'M SURROUNDED BY NIGGERS #firstworldproblems
an adult beverage
oh fuck they kicked off brad from idol last night this is bullshit #firstworldproblems
Atlanta Bread Company took their Beef Au Jus sandwich off the menu???? #firstworldproblems
It's so hard being a vegan sometimes
ugh the thyme in my herb window box just isn't growing like I hoped it would #firstworldproblems
My hand hurts from typing on a keyboard all day and my employer had to buy me a special keyboard the price of a small african village #firstworldproblems
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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