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500ml Erlenmeyer Flask Filled With Raw Hamburger





As was discussed, the test subject was unlubricated and inserted his penis into the Flask flaccid, trusting in the hamburger to stimulate him. In previous testing, the test subject often looked at Ms. Kay taking her notes during the experiment, but in this instance he had eyes only for what was going on inside the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask. After one minute, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.

The aftermath.


500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Dirty Talk

During this test, the subject was lubricated and upon entering the flask Ms. Kay began to talk dirty to him.




The dirty talk consisted of "Fuck that flask with your big cock!" and "Oooo..big daddy, I want you to cum into my flask." among other things the experimenters were surprised came out of Ms. Kay's Whore Mouth. The test subject was noted to sweat more profusely during this test. After one minute of dirty talk and flask fucking, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.

500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Women's Shoes


Nothing notable occurred during this test. After one minute of lubricated intercourse, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.

500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Internet Pornography
The validity of this test may slightly be compromised due the test subject demanding Ms. Kay leave the room. All Flask fucking in this experiment occurred while the test subject was alone with the flask, and possibly can not be included as data. The experimenters will let our colleagues decide.




After one minute in the room, the test subject came out, withdrew, and the data was recorded.

500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With The Test Subject Wearing Women's Shoes
Oddly, this test was done at the request of the test subject.




After one minute of very very enthusiastic intercourse with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.

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