Thought_Sandwich has drawn either a tree or broccoli, but since the 'MS Paint Horticulture' Goldmine isn't until next week, I'm guessing it's the latter.
There's something apeeling about this contribution from Vermin Tanager!
This week's final effort comes from v-unit, who makes us ponder the question: Tofu or not tofu?
I'm full, I couldn't even look at another bite! As I loosen my pants, I want to thank all of the forum goons that contributed this week. Note- I was painting a picture with my words and attempting to create the perception that I was taking my belt off to get comfortable after a big meal, it was a perfectly innocent comment that I hope isn't taken the wrong way as I certainly do not wish to reward the artists responsible for this article with "gifts" kept in my pants. Join me for another Comedy Goldmine next Tuesday, because by then all your new year's resolutions will be broken and you'll need to take your mind off of your failures.
Our fake testimonials lower customers' defenses by making your company appear reliable and desirable. How does it work? An advanced algorithm (coded and executed entirely in NewtonScript) looks for words on the internet and then it finds some names and adds those too.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.