2026 - Cyber-Anxiety is finally added to the DSM after years of intense cyber-protest.
2047 - Hoarding removed as a disorder from the DSM-7 because objects are really good and useful and you'd have to be sick in the head to throw any of them out.
Sweet Blameless Child
2036: The world's military forces finally realize the tactical advantages of putting a shitload of LED's on their body armor and weapons.
stevie ray bong
2038: people are required to walk into a blue/purple cylindrical shape with a rotating 'C' above it in order to "save" their progress
2040: Video ads in public places lose popularity with the advent of a new advertising technology - holographic ads that can display a 2d video screen slightly extruded from a wall or pre-existing ad
20XX - Congress sets cap on the amount of headroom one can have. those who have "Maxed out" seek asylum in rooms full of rotating neon stripes
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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