Serpent Fag

  • 2014 - Finally took the plunge to enter therapy. This year I begin a new life
  • 2019 - Summon up the courage to leave my 4th consecutive toxic therapist
  • 2026 - A chinese supercomputer assumes total control over every electrical system on the planet and subverts humanity to its will, forcing them to worship it as machine-god
  • 2028 - I switch antianxiety meds, move out of home, and start work at a call centre. Time to get out of this bullshit town

Anime Sandwich

2026 - Cyber-Anxiety is finally added to the DSM after years of intense cyber-protest.

dogcrash truther

2047 - Hoarding removed as a disorder from the DSM-7 because objects are really good and useful and you'd have to be sick in the head to throw any of them out.

James Hardon

  • 2015: I finally clean out my garage haha probably not but someday I'll get around to it
  • 2060: At roughly 8:32 PM on Tuesday the 11th of May 2060, a young woman finishes eating dinner at home and puts the dishes in the dishwasher

Sweet Blameless Child

2036: The world's military forces finally realize the tactical advantages of putting a shitload of LED's on their body armor and weapons.

stevie ray bong

2038: people are required to walk into a blue/purple cylindrical shape with a rotating 'C' above it in order to "save" their progress

no they will not

2040: Video ads in public places lose popularity with the advent of a new advertising technology - holographic ads that can display a 2d video screen slightly extruded from a wall or pre-existing ad

Yad Rock

20XX - Congress sets cap on the amount of headroom one can have. those who have "Maxed out" seek asylum in rooms full of rotating neon stripes

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