2026 - Cyber-Anxiety is finally added to the DSM after years of intense cyber-protest.
2047 - Hoarding removed as a disorder from the DSM-7 because objects are really good and useful and you'd have to be sick in the head to throw any of them out.
Sweet Blameless Child
2036: The world's military forces finally realize the tactical advantages of putting a shitload of LED's on their body armor and weapons.
stevie ray bong
2038: people are required to walk into a blue/purple cylindrical shape with a rotating 'C' above it in order to "save" their progress
2040: Video ads in public places lose popularity with the advent of a new advertising technology - holographic ads that can display a 2d video screen slightly extruded from a wall or pre-existing ad
20XX - Congress sets cap on the amount of headroom one can have. those who have "Maxed out" seek asylum in rooms full of rotating neon stripes
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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