paranoid randroid

I wish for ten million dollars*

*Ten million dollars, henceforth known as MONETARY WISH-AWARD to be paid in discreet monthly sums, where "discreet" is defined as "substantive yet within the bounds of common sense and law, as it pertains to [CURRENT MUNICIPALITY]." Monetary wish-award is to be accompanied by verifiable documentation, for tax purposes. Source of monetary wish-award may not be from one of the following sources - fraud or any illegal activity, human catastrophe, loss of significant personal acquaintance or family, international incident, collapse of society, critical injury to any parties involved in the monetary wish-award agreement, death of any of the parties involved in the monetary wish-award agreement, or any other negative happenstances. Recipient of wish-award is additionally exempt from statistical tendencies towards suicide or self-harm demonstrated by other recipients of large cash awards.

The undersigned genie acknowledges the above terms and recognizes that any violation of the above terms will result in refunding the wish with no expectation of compensation.

Amateur Saboteur



Splatmaster

I wish everyone's horoscopes would come true in the most comical way possible, given there's a ton of them for every sign in every publication in print an online

Smash it Smash hit



nullEntityRNG

I wish the ability to re-roll outcomes.

Amateur Saboteur



Hot Dog Day #91

I wish I were able to feel emotion.

Smash it Smash hit


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