Daedra

i wish for free soft tacos from taco bell every tuesday for the rest of my life

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I wish my farts never stank

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Jerry Mumphrey

I wish to have the bite force of a chimpanzee

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Zazamoot

Genie, make me a turkey sandwich please.

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