Halloween is a time when children put on their scariest costumes and come knocking on our doors looking for free candy. It's our job, in turn, to frighten them by placing Halloween decorations on and around our doorsteps. This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons share their horrifying jack-o'-lantern creations for Halloween!

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  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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