As an alien twelve times as advanced as a mere human, inform her that you are twelve cops.
The human refuses to "do business" with "cops".
The green creture has insulted you, retaliate by trying to operate the black object on her since your club is inferior.
The human seems frightened now.
Take the woman's purse. You can start a collection!
Purse taken and stored in briefcase. Human has fled.
Begin to move ahead towards Microsoft!
That did not take long.
Microsoft has beautiful decorative water dispensers.
Demand Microsoft give you access to the "internet". Use club on Microsoft if necessary.
Microsoft is unresponsive.
Enter Microsoft through one of the large portals. Use your weapon to open the portal if necessary.
Exited portal. This appears to be just like the exterior of the building.
This is not my jury summons!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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