While completing a transaction with his local drug dealer, forums poster Varchar was pleased to receive this complimentary medical packet. "This should clear up that stuffy nose," said the drug dealer. "And that will really help with the cocaine-snorting!" There was kindness and compassion in her voice, this elderly health maven who dispensed sage advice and hard narcotics with equal proficiency. She never told Varchar how she came into the profession, and he never thought to ask. Varchar shared his story with the SA Goons, and it turns out many of them had received similar packets. Not all from the same old lady drug dealer, though. That would be pretty weird.
Foxy Altar Boy
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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