AWarmBody

I don't know how normal-kid textbooks address drugs, so help me out if this is some kind of textbook standard:

If you didn't know drugs were bad, take this famous drug expert's word for it:

This man is hiding his face because of drugs. I'm pretty sure his shirt says "beavers."

I also thought it was interesting how they blamed drugs for the crimes of the born-again serial killer, Velma Barfield.

Onkel Hedwig

Now this is just wrong!

(Velma Barfield was killed by lethal injection and not the electric chair.)

AWarmBody

Live by the drugs, die by the drugs.

Thanks to AWarmBody for sharing her stories, and to the Goons for the questions and discussion!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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