My supermarket just happened to have a sale on jerky today. The Gods smiled down on my endeavour.
I had a choice of BBQ, Original or Teriyaki. I decided to play it safe and went with Original. No point in going crazy at this point and risking everything.
Shopkeep! Your finest jerky, post haste!
I found a seat in the food court then locked & loaded.
I just walked all the way home with jerky hidden in a secret compartment in my shoe. I had some of the jerky at the food court and then when I got home I ate some shoe jerky and I swear to god the jerky out of my shoe was warmer and tasted better.
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umm... can we get security over in the snackfood aisle? we got a guy casin the jerky section, photographin the beef, peepin the 'ronis..
I always expected the Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes to look like this:
People have laughed at me for years. But now, I laugh at them. Thank you, dinozombiesgoRARR.
Thanks to dinozombiesgoRARR for making this fever dream come true; you are a realAmericanAustralian!
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