ShadowCat slices, dices, and spices up your boring life, and also punches prostitutes.
Sinewav was just signed to the Bruins.
Slowpoke! is an excellent dancer.
Snucks wishes you sweet dreams.
Thallium is a red dwarf.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Donald Trump is drafting friends, relatives, and even enemies into his fantasy cabinet.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.