ShadowCat slices, dices, and spices up your boring life, and also punches prostitutes.
Sinewav was just signed to the Bruins.
Slowpoke! is an excellent dancer.
Snucks wishes you sweet dreams.
Thallium is a red dwarf.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.