ShadowCat slices, dices, and spices up your boring life, and also punches prostitutes.
Sinewav was just signed to the Bruins.
Slowpoke! is an excellent dancer.
Snucks wishes you sweet dreams.
Thallium is a red dwarf.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.