ilikedirt

in the post apocalypse u are 1 of 3 body sizes:

1) grotesque mutant midget (smallest)

2) skeletally thin pauper (medium size)

3) incredibly massive muscle beast (9 ft tall and up)

Zeroisanumber

I'll do this.

I'm a 6'8" white guy, if that makes any difference.

ilikedirt

LORD MONDO MEATSTACK

Telsa Cola

What up?

ilikedirt

THE SHACKLEBREAKER, WHO SLAYS THE TASKMASTERS AND DRINKS THEIR BLOOD

Ambrose Burnside

scry the name that dwells in my heart of hearts

ilikedirt

THE MUTANT OF HATRED GULCH

ilikedirt

it is said that the flesh of mutants is sweet and delicious but to eat it is an evil omen that will curse you with blindness and boils on your eyes

Your Dead Gay Son

Here

ilikedirt

MANDIBLE THE PLEASURE BEAST

Your Dead Gay Son

My friend needs one his super power is having glaucoma

ilikedirt

GLAUCOMUS TYRANNUS

SteamyV

Make me a beautiful monster, tia

ilikedirt

DUCHESS OF CYSTS

Inzombiac

What's my name? I'm very ugly and gross.

ilikedirt

SEDUCTRESS PUSTULUS EXCRESCENCE

Glaucus atlanticus

Please name my next child.

ilikedirt

PORTAPOTTIMUS

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