ilikedirt

did u know in the apocalyptic landscape of antarctica there is a colony of scientists working together to cure the world deep within a massive cave but little do they know the cave is actually a gigantic hell worm slowly digesting them

Noitaroballoc

need a name to properly lead my post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang, thx op

ilikedirt

SKELETAL CHROME

Internetjack

These are really good.

ilikedirt

SKIDMARXXX

efnii

i want a future name

ilikedirt

CHUMBA WUMBOMB

SavoyMarionette

me too pls

ilikedirt

BULLETMOUTH

bulletmouth has replaced all of his teeth with bullets so when he bites u, he also shoots u

ilikedirt

imgoing to bed i must recharge my psionic energies

boom boom boom

I want one when OP wakes up

ilikedirt

THE TUMOROUS WOMB

Wilks Checkov

Hit me, or in this case... surprise me.

ilikedirt

NIGHTMARIUS MONS

bulletproofjesus

I wanna be cool. :c

ilikedirt

THE MASOCHRIST

Endbuster

Name me like one of your wastelanders.

ilikedirt

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