ilikedirt
post apocalypse clothing:
- doll heads
- bones
- sports armor
- garbage can lids
- tattered rags
- expensive tuxedos with torn knees
- military ceremonial uniforms
- roman gladiator armor
- thongs
- bikinis, on dudes
- buck ass naked
- a tutu if ur extra crazy
Chichevache
Please tell me my future ID.
ilikedirt
BLIND SEER EROTICO
FreudianSlippers
I am a huge mountain of a man with the mind of a child riding on the back of a mischievous midget.
ilikedirt
TURBOFRENZY AND THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE
The Hman
Nuclear war's gotta happen sometime and i need a new name for that.
ilikedirt
ZYGOMATIC BEN who is a fetus that has survived into adulthood and he walks on all fours like a dog bc he has a massive machine gun mounted to his back
britishbornandbread
Please x
ilikedirt
GNASHER FISTBOY
Android Bicyclist
I live!
I die!
I live again!
Will need a new name though.
ilikedirt
CHAINBEARD
unlimited shrimp
name me up boyo
ilikedirt
UP BOYO
iammeandsoareyou
I'll bite.
ilikedirt
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