ilikedirt

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Carver Crisis

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FUEL INJECTUS

Grimarest

Me! me!

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THE OILY BARON

Higgins

please name me, OP

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MURDERBLOKE

AbDomen

i am ready for this

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THE GRUBMOTHER

vyst

Poz my neg hole

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THE BLISTER GARDENER

Malevolent Toilet

Signed in just to get a Mad Max name.

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GASH QUEEN

tweekinator

I PRAY TO HIM: V8!

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DORK CHOKEHOLD, RINGLEADER OF THE FLAMING CIRCUS

Frank Serpico

You had better not fuck this up!

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WILDERLING THE FERAL CROW COMMANDER

Airstream Driver

Damn am I too late?

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MUSCULUS THE HUGEST WOMAN IN BARTEROPOLIS

Thanks to ilikedirt for the names! You can use one of them elsewhere on the Internet if you credit the SA Forums, I guess, but it won't really work because the names are personally customized, so the sporting thing would be to sign up, post in the still-active thread and receive your rightful title!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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