jiffy lube is the only chain business to successfully survive the apocalypse
THE OILY BARON
please name me, OP
i am ready for this
Poz my neg hole
THE BLISTER GARDENER
Signed in just to get a Mad Max name.
I PRAY TO HIM: V8!
DORK CHOKEHOLD, RINGLEADER OF THE FLAMING CIRCUS
You had better not fuck this up!
WILDERLING THE FERAL CROW COMMANDER
Damn am I too late?
MUSCULUS THE HUGEST WOMAN IN BARTEROPOLIS
Thanks to ilikedirt for the names! You can use one of them elsewhere on the Internet if you credit the SA Forums, I guess, but it won't really work because the names are personally customized, so the sporting thing would be to sign up, post in the still-active thread and receive your rightful title!
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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