No porn here, no siree.

"Arsenal" created this lovely, rustic car-fixing scene. Boy, those girls are sure having a good time washing that there car.

"Clint" was a dork, and all he could think about was "Star Wars." That woman does have her mouth open for some reason... I wonder why.

"DannyManic" was the weirdo who started this thread idea. Way to go, creep.

"DannyManic" spent a long time trying to take the nude people out of the porn. He bent over his keyboard and mouse for long hours, his hands sweaty and shaking.

"DannyManic" sure did a good job with making this porn acceptable for all viewing audiences.

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