No porn here, no siree.
"Arsenal" created this lovely, rustic car-fixing scene. Boy, those girls are sure having a good time washing that there car.
"Clint" was a dork, and all he could think about was "Star Wars." That woman does have her mouth open for some reason... I wonder why.
"DannyManic" was the weirdo who started this thread idea. Way to go, creep.
"DannyManic" spent a long time trying to take the nude people out of the porn. He bent over his keyboard and mouse for long hours, his hands sweaty and shaking.
"DannyManic" sure did a good job with making this porn acceptable for all viewing audiences.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
