HAHA Ok, I lied last time, but I promise-- no more sex puns. And no porn.

"eXistenZ" likes women who have passed out from writing too much. Or something.

"elpintogrande," whomever that lout is, likes playing Monopoly, but he always gets to be the car. GET IT!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"emil_muzz" noticed something odd in this synchronized swimming picture:

"harrybozack" rides the waves of geekdom into an ocean or nerdery:

"harrybozack" found a girl who really likes her ice cream:

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