Mayor Wilkins here with another fun-filled Comedy Goldmine. This week's thread was started by Zoracle Zed, who found an orange and white poster that said "make poverty history." He decided that the poster should be made a little more interesting, and he posted it on the forums. By the time the week was over, the thread was eighteen pages long and was full of enough material to fill two weeks' worth of Goldmines.
So bless you, Zoracle Zed, for making my job a little bit easier. Now I get to slack off this week, since I can do two Goldmines at the same time and just save one for next week. To celebrate this fact, I'm not even going to try to say anything funny here. Instead, I'll just tell you to enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine.
Enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine - Make Poverty History!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.