But wait, there's more ... (Instead of closing credits, song lyrics scroll down the screen, while music plays) ...

piemanmoo

Look at this thread
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think that we've already peaked?
Wouldn't you think that we're done
Done posting....mermaids

Can you believe
That he did the deed?
Dressing up like a mermaid who's smoking some weed?
Reading this thread you would think
"Yep. Ten bucks well spent"

We've got tons of shit threads in GBS
The worst ones soon get Abe's wrath in store
You want some dumbass probated?
How about banned?
But who cares, no big deal.
We need mooooooooore.

Cuckoo

I want to be where the gold threads are,
I want to see, want to see goons dress up
Posing for forums like - what's that word again? Oh. Dorks
With bedsheet fins, they won't get too far
Starfish and shells hide their pasty man tits
Combing their beautiful neckbeards with, what's the word? Forks

Now they'll all pose, baring it all,
Praying that the ban hammer will fall,
On the Bronies, and the OP,
Here on SA

I AM JAMES FRANCO

What would I post? if I could surf out of 4chan?
What would I pay to spend a day away from the /b/tards?
Bet'cha on SA they understand
That you should reprimand bad posters
pale young neckbeards sick of bad postin'
Ready to 5

I'm ready to know what the mods know
Ask 'em my questions and get some probations
What's a hammer and why does it - what's the word?
Baaaaaaaaaaan?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world in SA?
Out of shit posts
Wish I could be
Part of gold threads



And here are a couple more musical offerings, from Barehanded Brother and Pixotic (lyrics by Jigsaw):

The good threads always look better
On somebody else's site
You dream about posting shit there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the threads around you
Right here on SomethingAwful
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you spergin' for?

In GBS
In GBS
Sponrad is better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Out on 4chan they anime
And then on fark they shitpost away
While we devotin'
Full time to postin'
Pics of mermaids

Down here mermaids is smilin'
As the giant blunts they smoke
The goons with bronies ain't happy
They sad 'cause they can't be gold
But goons in this thread is lucky
They in for a better fate
One day when Lowtax get banning
Guess who's gon' be probated

In GBS
In GBS
Nobody ban us
Post threads and five them
In GBS
We what the Internet loves to be
Here in this thread we going gold
We got no shitposts
Bronies and (img) re-hosts
In GBS
In GBS
Since mermaid Shelley here
We got the threads here
Naturally
From shitposters to the mods
They get the urge 'n' give applaud
We got the spirit
You got to see it
In GBS

Thanks to Sponrad for starting this theme, I guess, and to Mermaid Shelly for being a good sport, and to SilverSliver and DeliciousDarkness for making songs, and to all the other SA Forum Goons, just in general.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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