Let everyone know you failed to mature into a grown adult by proudly displaying the star of kids' movie WALL-E in your home or office.
That's either a hell of a small witch or one huge fucking broom.
Finally, let's celebrate the triumph of our old friend over the vicious pack of babies that threatened to destroy him.
What a lovely collection of figurines made with metal and fire! I encourage everyone to try and make some of your own, with no regards for the health and safety of yourself or others. Thanks to jovial_cynic for using his wonderful talents for our amusement, and I must also extend my appreciation towards all the forum goons who inspired these creations with their ideas. Next week's Goldmine will feature another dangerous activity that threatens the well-being of everyone involved, all for the approval of the internet. Slap on a pair of safety goggles and join me again next Tuesday!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.