Let everyone know you failed to mature into a grown adult by proudly displaying the star of kids' movie WALL-E in your home or office.
That's either a hell of a small witch or one huge fucking broom.
Finally, let's celebrate the triumph of our old friend over the vicious pack of babies that threatened to destroy him.
What a lovely collection of figurines made with metal and fire! I encourage everyone to try and make some of your own, with no regards for the health and safety of yourself or others. Thanks to jovial_cynic for using his wonderful talents for our amusement, and I must also extend my appreciation towards all the forum goons who inspired these creations with their ideas. Next week's Goldmine will feature another dangerous activity that threatens the well-being of everyone involved, all for the approval of the internet. Slap on a pair of safety goggles and join me again next Tuesday!
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.