Let everyone know you failed to mature into a grown adult by proudly displaying the star of kids' movie WALL-E in your home or office.
That's either a hell of a small witch or one huge fucking broom.
Finally, let's celebrate the triumph of our old friend over the vicious pack of babies that threatened to destroy him.
What a lovely collection of figurines made with metal and fire! I encourage everyone to try and make some of your own, with no regards for the health and safety of yourself or others. Thanks to jovial_cynic for using his wonderful talents for our amusement, and I must also extend my appreciation towards all the forum goons who inspired these creations with their ideas. Next week's Goldmine will feature another dangerous activity that threatens the well-being of everyone involved, all for the approval of the internet. Slap on a pair of safety goggles and join me again next Tuesday!
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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