Feranon
> reply "i'm gay"
Atma
Feranon
> "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm fucking GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."
Atma
Toad on a Hat
> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio
Atma
SniperWoreConverse
> escape into the welcoming arms of mother ocean
NecroMonster
> kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation
The Droid
> now is our chance to become pirates
Atma
Missing Name
> raid the survival locker on the raft for ship's biscuits and proceed to throw breadcrumbs at man, telling him what a nice ducky he is
Feranon
> drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller
it's the only way to be sure
The Droid
> recruit him to your pirate gang
Atma
NecroMonster
> now run this fucker over with your boat
Atma
THS
> check the inventory of both boats
Atma
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