> reply "i'm gay"
> "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm fucking GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."
Toad on a Hat
> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio
> escape into the welcoming arms of mother ocean
> kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation
> now is our chance to become pirates
> raid the survival locker on the raft for ship's biscuits and proceed to throw breadcrumbs at man, telling him what a nice ducky he is
> drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller
it's the only way to be sure
> recruit him to your pirate gang
> now run this fucker over with your boat
> check the inventory of both boats
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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