> reply "i'm gay"
> "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm fucking GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."
Toad on a Hat
> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio
> escape into the welcoming arms of mother ocean
> kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation
> now is our chance to become pirates
> raid the survival locker on the raft for ship's biscuits and proceed to throw breadcrumbs at man, telling him what a nice ducky he is
> drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller
it's the only way to be sure
> recruit him to your pirate gang
> now run this fucker over with your boat
> check the inventory of both boats
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
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