Feranon

> reply "i'm gay"

Atma

Feranon

> "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm fucking GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."

Atma

Toad on a Hat

> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio

Atma

SniperWoreConverse

> escape into the welcoming arms of mother ocean

NecroMonster

> kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

The Droid

> now is our chance to become pirates

Atma

Missing Name

> raid the survival locker on the raft for ship's biscuits and proceed to throw breadcrumbs at man, telling him what a nice ducky he is

Feranon

> drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller

it's the only way to be sure

The Droid

> recruit him to your pirate gang

Atma

NecroMonster

> now run this fucker over with your boat

Atma

THS

> check the inventory of both boats

Atma

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