Stryder

Syd

Thaw

Thaw

The Trickster

ThePerfectSeth

the ruiner

tilala

TracerBullet

TracerBullet

Undaine

Valvados

Voodoo

Wraith

XRoja

XRoja

That's it for this edition of, "Ryan stays up late doing the Goldmine while drinking redbull so he can play a bit more SWG." I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I have. Wistra, thanks for the e-mail. Steve, my cube is on fire, come help. And Terry, who are you? I don't know anyone named Terry. Next week folks!

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams

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