Some chick behind me announced "HEY TURN OFF THE BUNSEN BURNER YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY". Thankfully my chemistry teacher heard this and booted her from the class. We overheard him outside having a shouting match with the department head asking why he had to teach the mentally disabled.
In history class:
"When was the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre?"
"July 12th 1929?"
"If you sit on the sun, will you die?"
(7th grade science class)
Some kid in 9th grade health class, reading a report about cancer:
"Cancer patients all over the world shave their head so they can feel solidarity with each other"
Oh, that class went from boring to hilarious in an instant.
"Why don't third world countries just become normal?"
"I wonder if Friday the 13th will ever be on Halloween?"
When they first talked to use in class about sex in 6th after the entire presentation one kid had a question for the teacher.
"When do boys have their period?"
I thought that was the funniest thing ever at the time.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Experience several minutes of top-tier modern game design for FREE.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.