THEY HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE LOCAL LAB!! PUT OUT AN APB!!
"Avatar" has angered Disney. He will pay.
"Avatar" has a "thing" for Peter Sellers. You know, a "thing?"
"basicsafty" made this. Good for him.
"bbqbabybacon" is also on Disney's shit list.
"Dr. Gonzo" combined the innocence of 'Dirty Harry' with the seedy underbelly of 'Harry Potter':
"Dr. Gonzo" is bitter about being a jive-less, cracka-ass honky.
"Flying Squid" has a phobia of 'Sesame Street' characters.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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