Vampires used to make Celvin really sleep tight.

El Jorge would prefer to not go out on a limb.

You probably wouldn't want to ask fishynumber2 if the pot ever called the kettle black.

Haha, FuriousAngle is afraid of a pink internet forum!

Thanks a lot, garbled, I'm going to be afraid of this now...

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