A magical place where dreams come true? Not to Yahtzee.

I think Yuji watches a bit too much TV.

zee is zae isn't a narcissist by night.

Some people dislike bad reception, and then there's Zima.

And Zombie Rasputin gives us a great reason to break off contact with our Ex-'s.

That's gonna do it for this week's Comedy Goldmine. Thanks again to bLoody_jok3r and the rest of the forums for sharing some of the weirder fears I've ever heard of. See you all in two weeks!

– Tekky "Jumpman16" Andrew-Jaja

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