Guardian 585's Carebears better start caring about the laws of physics, fast.
According to Zen Master, there are no heroes in the ghetto after all.
Hamburgers were only a gateway drug according to HAL Capone.
Hanibalicious makes us an offer we'd rather refuse.
You're not going to inherit any of his riches that way, K7 Avenger!
Blaine the Train's Woody finds himself caught in Book 2 of Dark Tower.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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