Guardian 585's Carebears better start caring about the laws of physics, fast.
According to Zen Master, there are no heroes in the ghetto after all.
Hamburgers were only a gateway drug according to HAL Capone.
Hanibalicious makes us an offer we'd rather refuse.
You're not going to inherit any of his riches that way, K7 Avenger!
Blaine the Train's Woody finds himself caught in Book 2 of Dark Tower.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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