The last time Comedy Goldmine featured an MS Paint theme, it was "Embarrassing Moments." It's been two years, but if you'd figured that the SA Forums had experienced a user transfusion and were now composed entirely of well-adjusted sorts without any mortifying past or present incidents to depict in crude drawings, prepare to have your weird utopian fantasy shattered! It turns out Goons still do and/or did gross stuff; perhaps you will even relate to some of these scenarios and say "You are not alone. I understand you" out loud to the blushing stick figures.
She just stood there
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.