The last time Comedy Goldmine featured an MS Paint theme, it was "Embarrassing Moments." It's been two years, but if you'd figured that the SA Forums had experienced a user transfusion and were now composed entirely of well-adjusted sorts without any mortifying past or present incidents to depict in crude drawings, prepare to have your weird utopian fantasy shattered! It turns out Goons still do and/or did gross stuff; perhaps you will even relate to some of these scenarios and say "You are not alone. I understand you" out loud to the blushing stick figures.
She just stood there
You may have thought that a long dead author who was basically terrified of black people would be bad at the dozens. And you'd be right.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
Push button, get infinite gameplay and pleasure. Or attempt a 3 point shot.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.