"Relaxing after sex with a cigarette!"
Oh god why am I so fat and ugly, no one will ever love me I hate myself! My body sucks, it sucks and it's ugly. *sob sob sob* *eat eat eat*
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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