: Hello there, penis! What do you happen to be reading on this fine, frosty October morning?
: Why, today I'm ruminating upon the works of Ludwig von Mises, a founding father of the Austrian School of economics!
"Let's not lie to ourselves, fellow goons."
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.