: Hello there, penis! What do you happen to be reading on this fine, frosty October morning?
: Why, today I'm ruminating upon the works of Ludwig von Mises, a founding father of the Austrian School of economics!
"Let's not lie to ourselves, fellow goons."
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.