The SA Forum Goons made superheroes last year. They were terrible superheroes, but that was by design, of course. They could create real, awesome superheroes anytime they wanted, especially if they teamed up on the project. They can accomplish anything by working together, really. The last time they collaborated on an art project, the Goons wanted to draw a beautiful woman, and look how that turned out! It was like Weird Science starring the 2011 version Kelly LeBrock! Anyway, meet the new saviors of your crime-ridden Big American Cities!
Action Yak Police
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.