YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE EXTRAS
Bael: I counted out each grouping and you're missing an orange in group eight. An understandable mistake. Please fix.
YOU ARE A DARK AND HUNGRY GOD. LET THE GAMES IN YOUR HONOR COMMENCE!
Jet Ready Go
Chex mix tastes better to me when I pretend its made up of panicking sentient beings.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.