YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE EXTRAS
Bael: I counted out each grouping and you're missing an orange in group eight. An understandable mistake. Please fix.
YOU ARE A DARK AND HUNGRY GOD. LET THE GAMES IN YOUR HONOR COMMENCE!
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Chex mix tastes better to me when I pretend its made up of panicking sentient beings.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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