YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE EXTRAS
Bael: I counted out each grouping and you're missing an orange in group eight. An understandable mistake. Please fix.
YOU ARE A DARK AND HUNGRY GOD. LET THE GAMES IN YOUR HONOR COMMENCE!
Jet Ready Go
Chex mix tastes better to me when I pretend its made up of panicking sentient beings.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.