YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE EXTRAS
Bael: I counted out each grouping and you're missing an orange in group eight. An understandable mistake. Please fix.
YOU ARE A DARK AND HUNGRY GOD. LET THE GAMES IN YOUR HONOR COMMENCE!
Jet Ready Go
Chex mix tastes better to me when I pretend its made up of panicking sentient beings.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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