As children, we had some pretty strange ideas about food and drink.
Arale made an assumption any of us could have.
CherryDoom probably never tested out this interesting little theory.
And can anyone blame Roger Explosion?
Maia had an imagination more colorful than the M&M's she enjoyed.
Don't worry, Tinestram, they didn't taste any better before eight.
Just give injate some candy and pat him on the head.
Georg and I were very careful watermelon eaters.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.