As children, we had some pretty strange ideas about food and drink.

Arale made an assumption any of us could have.

CherryDoom probably never tested out this interesting little theory.

And can anyone blame Roger Explosion?

Maia had an imagination more colorful than the M&M's she enjoyed.

Don't worry, Tinestram, they didn't taste any better before eight.

Just give injate some candy and pat him on the head.

Georg and I were very careful watermelon eaters.

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