As children, we had some pretty strange ideas about food and drink.
Arale made an assumption any of us could have.
CherryDoom probably never tested out this interesting little theory.
And can anyone blame Roger Explosion?
Maia had an imagination more colorful than the M&M's she enjoyed.
Don't worry, Tinestram, they didn't taste any better before eight.
Just give injate some candy and pat him on the head.
Georg and I were very careful watermelon eaters.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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