"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
"Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart."
"Your flesh is killing your spirit."
"When this existence ceases to fulfill, we will be waiting."
"I am so exquisitely empty."
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