"No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering."
"Save your tears. I'll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper."
"Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand."
"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others."
"If you have a quality, be proud of it. let it define you, whatever it is."
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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