ron color

"No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering."

panascope

"Save your tears. I'll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper."

dogcrash truther

"Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand."

dogcrash truther

"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others."

panascope

"If you have a quality, be proud of it. let it define you, whatever it is."

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