That's it for this, the first Comedy Goldmien of the year! See you next week where I'll pick up random babies off the street and hold as many as I can with my arms while feeding a lion. Should be fun!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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