Presentation is important when it comes to sharing people's embarrassing moments with the public. After all, these memories define these posters' identities, so much so that many chose screen names that permanently connect them with the incidents, like "forebodingburger" describing a burger topped with "pissturd," or "Dick Danger" dropping a used condom on the Border's counter, or "Woohoo" unable to contain a loud outburst. Anyway, for the sake of cohesion, I made a series of categories: "piss," "turds," "pissturd," "vomit," "sex" and "fart." Underneath those labels, I wrote the names of the relevant SA Forums Goons. So someone could find lists of weird abstract phrases under those dubious headings and wonder what the fuck, except I already shredded the paper and burned the scraps, like I do with everything associated with this job. But this Goldmine will live forever!
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.