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If I saw party egg I'd cross the street to avoid that fucker.

Part of Everything

There is no avoiding Party Egg.


No matter how far or how long you run


There is no escape.


Noescapenoescapenoescape


CH CH CH

AH AH AH


YOU ARE GOING TO DIE...

...laughing from the jokes at the party he chases you to!

Thanks to Part of Everything for creating Party Egg, and to the Goons for greeting him with joy!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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