Joust

July 1st: First Hippo to walk on the moon.
July 2nd: Second Hippo walks on the moon.

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JULY 5th:

a starwar betamax

JULY 16th: another mexican washes up on shore of the canary islands... his response: "¬°otrazez...no!"

Joust

August 23rd: Hippos are breeding like rabbits on the moon, who knew?

Applewhite

September 2: School is back in session but your new homeroom teacher is *record scratch* JIM CARREY!?

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September 2 2017: now you're in college, and you go to your first class and your favorite zany teacher is BACK! [Direct to DVD, played by John Leguizamo].

Joust

Sept 16th: Everyone is high-fiving, they do it everywhere, on the bus, at meetings, during movies. Obama High-fives a traffic cop on live televison and an NBC news correspondent rates it "7 types of smooth."

Joust

Oct18th: The weight of a million Hippos brings the moon crashing down into earth.

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