Page 1: FDA studies show these products are great!

Forum goon extraordinaire, "egg", kicked things off with the next two images. The first product is this new snack treat, endorsed by Washington Mayor, Marion Barry!

The second contribution by "egg" was this. I'm not sure if it's a tasty treat or a cosmetic miracle, but I'm sold either way!

Forum goon "DrMeths" misunderstood when he heard the Catholic church claimed contraceptives are "unholy."

Gentleman and scholar "darknyte" is helping our Hockey players and 80s metal rockers look their very best.

My home-dawg "EvilJesus" went black, and never went back. Ever.

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