Sometimes, a television show just needs a few smart recasting decisions to get the creative juices flowing again! Like, Saved by the Bell became a classic when no-nonsense schoolmarm Miss Bliss gave way to everyone's favorite princiPAL Mr. Belding, and 2 Broke Girls turned it around when they switched out the horse with that cat from the Internet, and Growing Pains nimbly shifted demographics when it replaced Boner with The Resurrected Apostle Peter. Not every program can pull off what the X-files executed (wringing twelve successful seasons out of new star Robert Patrick after the original leads pulled a real "David Caruso"), but the SA Goons have some ideas!
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