A few days ago, the SA Forum Goons demonized (sometimes literally) a number of politicians. In the interest of equal time, I reserved this space for campaign ads in support of some of those same maligned public servants!
As I'm sure most of you are aware, the 2012 Republican primary season has, from the beginning, been a circus of batshit insanity and eye-gouging. There are Mitt Romney supporters pushing him into the lead based on his moderate past, and then there's everyone else who hates him. After this little chestnut came out of the recent debate:
I decided to make this based on that sort of weird, nervous laughter:
Now let's take a little gander at Romney's side, D&D style.
Raskolnikov2089 / Au Revoir Shosanna
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.